- Ron: this is the last straw!!!!
- Manager: I beg your pardon!?
- Ron: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!!
- Manager: no we have more in the back...
- Ron: you took away the bendy straws!
- Manager: you, sir, have lost it...
I hate when you don’t get something you really want but you’re okay with it because you have something to fall back on to keep you motivated. But when that falls out from under you it’s like there’s no hope left and it eats you alive.
I’m not surprised that you hate me, and honestly I don’t mind cause everyone hates you. :D
It sucks when you make a place in your heart for someone who isn’t willing to put forth the effort to stay there.
So tell me darling do you wish we’d fall in love?
All the time, all the time.” —The Saltwater Room, Owl City
Dear spring break,
I see that you weren’t really my friend. I can no longer sleep on a regular schedule.
Still very awake, Jewel
I’ve always wondered, how do the “I drink like fish” people even make any clubs or organizations with such awful reputations. High school is totes unfair.